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Where Chelsea Handler Hands Limousine Liberals Their Collective Ass

Chelsea Handler was the fourth guest on Bill Maher’s first show after his return from hiatus, and she was the star of the show.


Not only did she take charge of a panel, which was increasingly being driven crazy by the dominant trolling of the incredibly rude Republican apologist and token Muslim GOPer, Reihan Salam, she put every wealthy, sulking limousine liberal in his/her place regarding the current au fait dismay felt by them toward President Obama.


Maher brought up the most recent piece of snark by Maureen Dowd, the lightweight who lives to find fault with any politician who doesn’t worship at her particular altar. 


This was the column where Dowd reproached the President for what she perceives to be his gracelessness – the fact that so many wealthy liberal donors (many of whom are located in the entertainment industry) are refusing to donate this time to the President’s campaign, because he failed to thank them (or thank them sufficiently) for their largesse in 2008.


Maher addressed Chelsea Handler with this question, because Handler, like Maher, had made a significant contribution to the current campaign. Oddly enough, Maher stated that he didn’t expect a thank-you note from the President or his staff, but went on to say that this inability to thank big supporters could be the President’s tragic flaw and could cost him the election.


You can watch the exchange and Handler’s eventual response to the dilemma presented below:-







Maher is almost as indignant as Dowd, angry that the President would risk losing an election because he couldn’t be bothered to write a thank-you note. His guest, on the other hand, was wonderfully pragmatic, poo-poohing the entire ego slight. As Handler said, she’d heard a lot of wealthy liberal types had decided not to contribute this time around because they’d not “heard from” the President – citing David Geffen (friend of Dowd) in particular, she asked why the hell would the President be calling David Geffen? In the end, she nailed it … Rather than whining about not receiving a thank-you note from the President, these people should be writing him thank-you notes for his achievements.











Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler Strip Nude & Topless on Show


Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler have stripped off for a comedy shower scene on Chelsea Lately.
The movie star and talk show host appeared in the steamy skit together, which
was shown in the US last night, to mark Chelsea’s show’s move to a new
studio.








Chelsea Handler- Laughing In Her Live Studio Audience

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I went to a taping of the Chelsea Lately show. Chelsea Handler is one of my favorite female comedian (Sarah Silverman is the other one and Jay Leno is the male favorite)- She is a half Jewish, half Mormon blond bombshell originally from New Jersey. As the youngest of five children she developed a sassy attitude and raunchy humor which she candidly displays

Chelsea is also a best selling author and has written three books all of which were on the NYT and USA Today best seller lists for weeks. Unlike many famous people she pens her own books- she is not a fantastic writer but she is a funny writer and I would recommend all three of her books- although I’ve only read two. (You can get them at the library and finish them quickly, most likely without pulling out the dictionary.)
My Horizontal Life A Collection Of One-Night Stands, depicts her early days in L.A. where she came to be and discovered and slept her way into slutdom. In her latest book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, she talks about discovering masturbation, how crazy her father is and ceaselessly makes fun of her boyfriend who she recently broke up with (I really don’t wonder why it didn’t work out.)
Jay Leno is quoted as saying:
“Chelsea Handler is a terrific comedian and a hilarious writer.”

Anyway this was my first experience being in a studio audience- I did try for a few years to get tickets for the Oprah show but when I finally came to terms that I would never get tickets to Oprah’s Favorite Things I gave it up- Chelsea Lately tickets are free and the demand is not so high that last minute walk ins could not get in.
She was funny although barely paid any attention to her audience. I always imagined that she would shoot the shit with the audience during breaks but no- she just reads her notes as her hair/make-up person tends to her. There was a lot of prep for the audience and they told us to laugh and clap ‘loud and hard’. The studio was freezing cold, which I expected but was none the less shocked at how cold it was- I wore a really cute dress because the tickets suggested we wear ‘trendy attire’- I wish I had worn cute pants and a cute wool sweater.  Often times I could not even hear what was being said but was forced to laugh and clap anyway.
If you watch the show you will know her sidekick Chuey- a Mexican midget who in a former life was an ‘adult film’ star. I have never seen any of his early work but as Chelsea’s sidekick he hilarious. He also recently wrote a book which I know little about called Little Nuggets of Wisdom- actually I saw it at the book store and read two pages- looked totally stupid.
Her opening act was Steven Brody an audience ‘fluffer’ who selflessly promoted himself. He made up lyrics to the songs that were blasting, beat a cow bell at us and quoted his one line from his role as the cop in Hangover: “see kids, this is where we bring suspects in order to be detained. Trust me, you do not want to be sitting in these seats. We call this place “Loserville”.
Because the books I read of hers were from the library I was not one of the audience members who got autographs. I was not sorry. Really being in her studio audience was an experience I would never repeat. It was a thankless job and the lack of appreciation made me happy I did not spend any money on ticket or books.
Her show Chelsea Lately airs on weekdays at 11:pm on the E network

Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler’s Trade Secret

Niether are 29 or thirty something.

 

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LOL! Chelsea Handler Wears Christina Aguilera Bodysuit to Surprise Blake Shelton

Christina, Aguilera, Chelsea Handler

Christina, Aguilera, Chelsea HandlerCredit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images, E!

Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery — but “flattery” wasn’t Chelsea Handler’s intention when she donned a black bustier bodysuit, a la Christina Aguilera, to chat with Aguilera’s fellow Voice mentor Blake Shelton on Thursday, Nov. 29.

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Handler, 37, wore the skimpy getup as part of a gag to make the country star feel more at home on her late-night talk show, Chelsea Lately. Her sidekick Chuy appeared in costume, too — as Voice mentor Cee Lo Green, complete with a bald cap and a bright-red feathered coat.

“I wanted to dress like Christina to make you more comfortable,” the host told a surprised Shelton of her fishnets and leather leotard. “I wanted you to feel like you were at your own job.”

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The “Honey Bee” singer — who makes a cameo on Aguilera’s new album, Lotus, in the song “Just a Fool” — was stunned but more than a little amused by the joke.

“Happy Christmas to me!” Miranda Lambert’s husband said, laughing. Later, he told the host, “I love you. I love you so much.”

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“I love you, too,” Handler replied. “You’re my favorite guest. I love having you on. You and Will Ferrell — out of guys, I love you and Will Ferrell the most.”