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#3 Chi Chi LaRue’s Cock Trap

I apologize for not posting yesterday, it was Whitney Houston’s would be 49th birthday and I needed some time. I never did say this would be a 365 day challenge after all, though it’s looking to be going that way. Can’t seem to stop watching porn…then tearing it to shreds. By the way, my music selection today is the “I Want It That Way” station on Pandora radio. That’s exactly what it sounds like.

In film, and I mean any standard mainstream film, there are a few basic qualities which, to me, make it stand out as a decent film. Directing is everything. The right director can lead a crap actor to make an Oscar worthy performance. Next is acting. Directing is the main thing, but a superb actor helps hugely. Writing. A good story-line and intriguing dialogue takes me a long way in a film. And then, if all else is well, I focus on the cinematography and wardrobe. Yeah, aesthetics tie everything in after everything else is excellent. It’s sort of what completes a film, isn’t it? So in porn a lot of these variables switch up a bit. The quality of the script and acting goes down simply because it can. I know I claim to love dialogue in my porn, but I don’t expect it to be Good Will Hunting, know what I’m saying? So inevitably, aesthetics and physicality become some of the most important factors to a good adult film. Directing still counts here. Directing is everything.

Cock Trap is the best looking porn I have ever seen. This is the best I have ever seen Brent Everett look on camera. It’s actually my favorite of Brent’s films all around which is why I pulled it out so early in the game here, I couldn’t wait to review it. Directed by Chi Chi LaRue, there are a couple things to expect going in. It’s gonna be raunchy, you know that off the bat. Is that really what I go for? Nah, not really. But never once did I think I’d dislike the film, quite frankly because of how hot Brent looked in the previews. And say what you will about Chi Chi LaRue, but even if she makes things not quite up your alley, everything she makes is solidly good. You know you’re getting a high quality porn when she’s involved. “High quality porn,” it’s actually not an oxy moron. It is a thing. Yeah, it’s a little BDSM friendly, which doesn’t scare me but I totally get why it would freak someone out. In porn there’s not a ton of grey area, either you’re totally turned off and grossed out, or you love it and it’s the best thing you’ve ever seen. I swear to you: Chi Chi LaRue can make anything likable.

Cock Trap takes place in a sex club, think along the lines of the backroom of Babylon (before it tanked, burned down, got rebuilt into Brian’s office, etc) but in red. Everything here is red. Major selling point for me, I myself never leave my house without red lipstick on, my wardrobe is based around red, and there are red fuck me pumps laying on my bedroom floor right now. Even if you’re not hot, put some red on and you’ll at least be more hot than you were. In one scene there’s a red dildo manipulated to death by Cameron Adams that I can’t stop obsessing over, I really wish I knew what it was made out of. I actually was so impressed by the wardrobe and props in this film, I took my inquiries right to the source.

Chi Chi LaRue ‏(@DJChiChiLaRue): @sosodeformed Most of the boots, jocks and costumes were from my collection of stuff. Some @nastypig Xxxo

Never tell me twitter is not an amazing place. So there you have it, The Nasty Pig mostly sells clothing so I can only assume this gorgeous red dildo came straight out of Chi Chi LaRue’s naughty drawer. However, there is a stunning glossy red URINAL which I swear was constructed just for this video shoot. I honestly hope Chi Chi went to the producers and demanded money for said urinal. That’s the most impressive prop in the film, next to Brent Everett’s cock. Do you see where this is going, are you getting a feel for what this film encompasses, here? It isn’t like anything you’ve ever seen. I wasn’t into all the guys or all the sex acts performed, but I always sit through it entirely because I don’t want to miss anything. This is beautifully filmed. This is a work of art.

I haven’t even touched upon Brent’s scene yet, have I? Girl. So we start off with Riley Price initially in the club alone, touching and fingering himself for just a bit before the scene cuts to him sucking someone off through a glory hole. Well I wonder who that could be. Now I realize I’m little more…passionately into Brent Everett than a lot of people, but come on. That is obviously his cock right there, and those are his abs. Ya, they’re adorable, it’s all a bit of heaven but you have no idea what’s in store because eventually Riley gets impatient and simply must see who is behind that wall. Surprise! It’s Brent Everett! Can you imagine? “Let me just suck off this dude poking out of a glory hole OH MY GOD IT’S BRENT EVERETT.” I know I’ve mentioned it already but Brent went all out for this film, his body is tanned and ripped and smooth. He’s so hairless. Hairless might not be your thing but, girl, it’s mine. And his hair! Looks amazing! His hair is always on point. And. In this scene. Brent’s got a red bandana (kerchief?) tied around his head. I love it so much that I tried everything in my power to get a high quality photo from Cock Trap to be the wall paper for this blog, but couldn’t make anything work. I’m gonna keep trying. I read some review that said the red bandana was the worst part of this film. Okay? That person is blind.

Back to the sex. Brent gets sucked off more, then starts fingering Riley intermittently licking his fingers throughout. Have you ever seen that on film? I have not very often. And Brent, usually such a sweet little porn star, went all out for this scene. He didn’t hold back at all, he’s much more aggressive than usual and look, he’s even got his serious porn face on. Go ‘head, Brent! You got dis. Cut to the fucking. Brent fucks the shit out of Riley, I mean really fucks him. And he’s smaller than this guy he’s fucking, he was allowed to be a big beefy power top for this one. God bless Chi Chi LaRue’s heart. Scene ends with Brent coming hard (really hard) onto Riley’s chest, then leaving him with a sweet kiss. The best part about this ending is we get to see a closeup of Brent’s amazing hair one last time. I can’t think of a better scene closer than that.

Rating: A+. Buy this immediately. You can rent it for ten bucks off C1R and as a member not only do you get a discount on it, but you can stream it forever. AND they give you 90 free watching minutes with purchase. Now that’s customer service.

Next up: Wantin’ More, I mean it this time.

The Chi Chi LaRue Interview

By Jason Sechrest, JasonCurious.com

In what is possibly her most revealing interview to date (and she’s done a lot of ‘em!), the world’s foremost gay pornographer, Chi Chi LaRue, talks truth on her climb to the top, industry backstabbing, sex in bathroom stalls, drug abuse and the ever-changing face of porn.

This is going to sound strange but first of all, congratulations on the twins!
[Laughs] Well, thank you! They were a hard delivery, but we finally got them out.

You are now the proud owner of two twin boys—Liam and Luca Russo—working exclusively for you in porn. Tell me about them.

Well, they are ultra-sweet and ultra-cute and so naïve and small-town, which makes them perfect to mold into dirty little boys.

And perpetually horny, from what I understand?
Very. Just ready to go! You know what’s funny is one considers himself straight and one considers himself gay—and I won’t tell you which is which—but the straight twin was the one rock-hard the second the cameras started rolling. I think the gay one was a little nervous, a little intimidated by me and Brent Everett.

That makes sense. The straight guy isn’t overthinking it.
Overthinking it will kill any hard-on for a gay porn star. I think that’s the biggest problem—so many of these guys just overanalyze before their scenes. Hell, I do it to myself getting into drag before a Wednesday night DJing at Here Lounge!

Brent Everett has been a huge ‘get’ for you. He really is probably the closest thing this industry has seen to a Ryan Idol or a Jeff Stryker in a long, long time.
I think he’s the number one porn star right now, and if there was a list of the five most important of the last 30 years, he would be on that list.

I agree with that completely. What is it about him?

It’s hard to answer! I know he’s got a fabulous hard cock ready at any time, but it’s more than that. He has something really special. Of course, he still looks like he did the first time I shot him years ago—that face never changes. I have to say, he was very odd in the beginning. He would leave and come back to the biz, and leave and come back, but the one thing he did was he always came back to me. In fact, the only time he ever worked for anyone else after meeting me was the one time I cast him in a Falcon movie with Roman Heart.

So there’s loyalty there.
Yes, and you know he could barely speak to me when I first met him. He was a very silent and shy boy who would walk outside and sit alone until he was ready to go. His real persona is still very different than what he is when he’s on-screen or onstage. And if you become friends with him, he’s just kind of kooky and fun to be around.

I know Johnny Hazzard recently left C1R to work for other studios. His face was as synonymous with Channel 1 Releasing as yours. Was this a mutual decision?
I will always consider him the face of Channel 1 Releasing. It was a mutual agreement between him and I that he would leave. He really only wanted to work for Randy Blue, though. He said to me on the phone that if he leaves he doesn’t want to be like every porn star who goes and works for any studio that would hire him. He was only interested in doing work with Randy Blue and maybe Titan.

But why did he have to leave at all?
He was under contract for seven years, and he was making a lot of money and we loved him, but we couldn’t offer him enough scenes at the amount of money we were paying him to justify keeping him. And if you’re going to go, what better place to go than Randy Blue? He will still work for us. He’ll always be a part of our family, just not as an exclusive.

We’re coming up on The Grabby Awards, the biggest event of the year in gay porn, and once again, C1R is the most-nominated studio. Now how much of that do you think has to do with the fact that you’re the host?

Very little this year, that’s for sure, considering it’s our director Doug Jeffries who got up for most of the nominations. I’ve had big years of winning at the Grabbys and then some not so much. That’s really a very fan-driven show. The Grabbys have lots of reviewers and judges, in fact one for sure I can think of right now who I know hates everything I do and loves everything Raging Stallion puts out. So you never know.

What are the best and the worst things that have happened to C1R in the past few years?

Opening Chi Chi LaRue’s retail store in West Hollywood and having it be a huge success was one of the best, for sure. Brent Everett, of course, and getting to use all his boys from BrentEverett.com. As for the worst, having to let Johnny Hazzard go as a contract player was sad, and the horrific problem of piracy and what it has done to hemorrhage every studio’s income is awful. That and AEBN/Raging Stallion/Falcon/Studio 2000 signing everyone and their brother to a contract so we can’t use them. Bitter? Yes. [Laughs]

It’s funny to me that you’d be bitter about anyone, because I think there are a lot of people out there who feel like you’re the queen and what would you ever have to be bitter about? There are certainly a few directors, studios and porn stars who have animosity towards you. Where does that stem from do you think—jealousy?
That would be so easy to say yes to. Yes, they’re all jealous of me!

Do you really believe that though?
I don’t know! What do you think? Believe it or not, I feel the same way about other studios. I’m jealous of them too, so we should all just shut the f*ck up and kiss and make up.

It’s hard to make up with someone when a fight hasn’t even been acknowledged though. All of the animosity and jealousy and bitterness tends to go on behind each others’ backs it seems. 

That’s how this industry has always been! Kiss you, then stab you. There’s no one in this industry I couldn’t walk up to and give a hug and a kiss to.

It’s always been that way? From the very beginning?
I used to work behind the scenes at Catalina Video with Chuck Holmes, William Higgins and Matt Sterling, so I learned from the masters. There ain’t no one out there who can hold a candle to stabbing in the back. You better go get an expensive knife and learn how to stab if you’re gonna keep up with those people. I learned from the best, and I learned early that I needed to take punches, take the criticism, love the haters and always be sweet and let the other people be nasty. There were so many people who hated me as I was climbing the ladder, trying to kick me down, but I always stayed the same. I always stayed nice.

Oh hell, that’s not true. You’re way nicer now than you used to be.
Not really! Well, I may have done more booze and cocaine and I may have been more aggressive in getting boys to work for me, but that’s why I am where I am today. [Pause] Maybe I am more sweet now. And different. Yeah, I guess I am. Anti-depressant drugs will do that to you.

[Laughs] What are your best and worst qualities?

If I’m your friend, I’m loyal to the end. I give really good blowjobs. What you see is what you get. I am completely insecure. I have an ego unmatched to anyone else’s. And I spend way too much money.

You had gastric bypass surgery two years ago, and I know, because I was with you when you made the decision, that it really wasn’t a vanity thing. You did it for your health and to rid yourself of diabetes.
I was ready for another heart attack. I had type 2 diabetes with such high blood sugar that at any moment I could’ve fallen into a coma. I was the cliché fat person. So I did it because I couldn’t lose weight any other way. I had no will power. I couldn’t diet. I was an emotional eater, a stress eater, an everything eater. Still am! Just in a different body now, so I can’t eat to the point I did before or I would explode.

And was the surgery successful? What’s the latest bill of health?
I just went in for a physical a month ago and my doctor said to me that my bad cholesterol is so low I’m the best of any of his patients, and he has hundreds. My kidneys are great, blood is fantastic, blood sugar is normal, HIV-negative and I’ve been maintaining the weight for two years now.

As a major side note, though, I’m sure it hasn’t hurt your self-esteem, right?
Well, yeah, let’s not kid ourselves—it’s become a huge vanity thing for me. I can finally walk into a store and pull something off the Armani or Valentino rack and it fits me like a glove and I buy it. Also, Chi Chi LaRue can go into a store and buy a dress off the rack, which is really bizarre in itself. It’s fed into my spending addiction and my drag hoarding. I think there should be a show called Drag Hoarders by the way, and I’d be on the first episode.

But just because it has become a vanity thing doesn’t have anything to do with your self-esteem.
No, if anything I’m more insecure now than ever. When I was big fat Chi Chi, I knew I was big fat Chi Chi and if we had sex you knew that under my clothes I was going to be big, fat Chi Chi. Now I’m scared you’re going to find out that under my clothes I look like a big, fat melted candle. So I haven’t been that wild. I used to be wild, wild, wild. Although recently, I did go to Florida to shoot some movies and the weekend I DJ’d at The Boardwalk, for some reason I looked stunningly fierce that night and the old Chi Chi came scratching out of the depths of me and she took over Ft. Lauderdale. For two nights, she was in every toilet working it out, kissing and blowing boy after boy! And thank God it happened, because she needed to come out for a minute. God, I was getting boring for a while.

It’s strange to me you’ve never had a boyfriend. Do you ever fantasize about having a partner with some rugrats running around? Little mini Chi Chis? [Laughs]
Ya know what, I don’t. But every once in a while I’ll look at somebody and say, God, I’d like a big black boyfriend. Or God, I’d like a big, fat hairy bear boyfriend. You know, my tastes go across the board.

If someone were to come along right now to finally make you say, “Okay, fine. This is the guy for me and I can’t deny it,” what qualities would he need to have to get you into a real relationship with him?
Someone who doesn’t care what I do for a living, who wouldn’t worry about me while I’m on the road, and who I could trust while I was on the road. Someone that was nice. Fun. Open minded. Nice. Kinky and freaky—and sweet. Laid back.

Do you ever fantasize about leaving the porn industry?

All. The. Time.

Why have you stayed?

Because I love it. It’s me. It’s in my blood. It’s engrained in me. Music and porn. What the hell would I do at 51 years old anyway? I guess if I could get a job being an A&R person at a successful record company, that would be my ultimate dream job. That’d be fabulous.

I remember in a past issue of Frontiers4Men—I think it was for “10 Things You Don’t Know About Me”—you said that though you were aware of your reputation and you don’t deny it, you’re actually very anti-drug. I think that strikes a lot of people as odd and I think even a bit insincere. Is this a ‘do as I say, not as I do’ thing?
Yes. Totally. You hit the nail on the head. Everyone’s made fun of my substance abuse for years, and I don’t deny any of it. But I try to deter others from it. I even try to deter others from becoming porn stars because I know so many who have been fired afterwards as teachers or even shoe salesmen! ‘Do as I say, not as I do’ is exactly it. You know, they’re about to make a Hollywood movie about Joey Stefano and the guy playing me asked me if all these stories are true about how crazy I was and how many drugs I did, and I said, yes, it’s all true and more. And today it’s not as bad as it used to be, but I’m no angel, and I don’t protest to be anyone’s savior or guide to do what I do.

You know, you’re my friend. Larry is my friend, and I love Larry like a brother, father, sister, mother f*cker! But I am still very much in awe of Chi Chi LaRue.

Are you kidding me?! I can’t believe that!

Because of what Chi Chi LaRue stands for, for me, personally.

What does it stand for, for you?

There is a great paradox about everything Chi Chi LaRue has accomplished. Chi Chi has made defying reality her personal art. You’re afraid to take your shirt off by the pool, yet you can make anyone feel comfortable getting completely naked in front of a camera. You don’t have a clue how to mix music, but you’re a world famous DJ. You don’t have sex on camera, but you’re the most famous porn star in the world. For me, you embody, as Chi Chi LaRue, the truth—not just a nice concept that we talk about, but an absolute truth that nothing is impossible. So I guess I have to ask—How? How have you done it?
Oh wow, I don’t know. [Pause] I really don’t have any idea.

Was it just destiny? I mean, forgive me, but I know you and you’re not even the hardest working person in the world. You’re incredibly insecure, I wouldn’t even say you believe in yourself more than most people. How in the hell has all of this happened?

I knew ever since I was a kid that I wanted to be a person who ended up being Chi Chi LaRue—and whatever I’ve wanted, I’ve always gotten.

I think that’s it. I think there’s a kind of magic around you, a force field where you always get what you want.

And there are people who try to tear down that force field every day.

But now that we’ve acknowledged that it’s there, that you have always gotten everything you’ve ever wanted—what is it you want now?

[Pause] I am pretty good right now. I have everything I want right now, but tomorrow? Tomorrow, I may want some more socks from American Apparel, you know? And if I do, God damn it, I’m gonna get those socks.

#9 Chi Chi LaRue’s Raising The Bar

Who watched Obama’s DNC speech? Everyone? Hope so, motherfuckers. Obama loves gay people.

That is an entirely blonde Brent Everett you see before you, circa August 2008. What do you think, no good? You know, I’ve been staring at it for, like, ever now and I don’t exactly think it’s hideous but it just doesn’t do much for his complexion. The dark hair goes much better with his dark features. I will say, though, that ten times worse than this were his frosted tips. What was that? He really tried to make those highlights work. For a long time…
What happens when you mix a group of your closest whorish friends with a fully stocked dive bar and streaming video to your smartphones? If said scenario is directed by Chi Chi LaRue, a lot of fucked up shit can happen. I am constantly introduced to new things I’ve never before seen in porn in watching her films. And when basing a story on memories and flashbacks, it gives one even more room for versatility. A group of friends at a bar make a bet to see who has the hottest sex filmed using their phones. Honestly, they’re all good. First story: ~Reality star~ Steven Daigle fucks the bartender who, surprise, is straight. And, now this is really great, another story follows two guys into a private room in what looks like an S&M bar, where they begin to sniff blow off each other. Now you know I myself am in recovery and haven’t taken an 8 ball to the nose is quite some time, but that being said I see nothing wrong in the use of drugs for the sake of art. It’s like smoking. Yes it’s bad for you, but it sure looks hot on film. I am guilty of glamorizing drug use in stories I’ve written, hell I’ve written scenes exactly like this one, in a bathroom, doing lines off each other, then fucking. So essentially, Chi Chi LaRue just matriculated one of my fantasies into reality. Bravo. By the way, I don’t know if it was real blow. It sure was messy and didn’t look like it got truly snorted. If it was real shit, what a waste lolz. Remember that scene in Less Than Zero? When Jami Gertz pours her coke down the drain?
“Oh, man, what a waste!”
“What a waste….”
“Call a plumber.”
God I love that movie. Alright, now down to business. The best was saved for Brent, in my humble opinion. One of the friends goes into his story of how he cruised some guy (Brent) at a sex shop, and the worker watched the whole thing via a security camera, AND jerked off to it. Crazy, right? IT GETS CRAZIER. The whole thing is filmed at Chi Chi LaRue’s in WeHo. Look how pretty! How well stocked! And so pink! It’s better than Babeland and for sure better than anything here in Boston, even that dump next to The Machine. So much blown glass. And if you’re into the marijuana, they’ve got paraphernalia for that, too. No I’ve never been (since I’m an East Coast bum) but the day a store opens on this side of the country, I will apply for a job, pronto. 
So, the scene. Mitchell Rock is a big burly top turned big nelly bottom by our own Brent Everett. Who else could do it but Brent? They scope each other out in the store then just walk right into a back room for more privacy. What gall! Even the door is pink. Bless. The backroom there is stalked with sexual goodies but this scene isn’t all toys. It’s 37 minutes long, that’s above average. At one point while Brent sucks off Mitchell he gives the camera a look that made me shiver. His eyes screamed sex. Then he finds, magically, the perfect glass dildo. Yes, that is Brent rubbing a lubed dildo over his nipple. Yes, those are pink labelled water bottles behind him! Have you ever? I have never. What follows is LOUD angry sex, Brent fucks the shit out of Mitchell while the lonely worker (Jason Longh) watches, and jerks. He was my least favorite part of this, I wasn’t particularly impressed by him or his load. I also don’t care for more than two guys in a scene, though, so he might have just been extra baggage for me. I just tended to forget all about him whilst watching the magic between Brent and Mitchell unfold. Yeah, it’s that good.
Rating: A. Buy it. Please don’t watch it on a gaytube sight, the quality won’t do it any justice.
Next up: Little Big League and Brent Everett’s AMAZING baseball playing skills.

The Boardwalk with Chi Chi LaRue!

I had so much fun last night!!!  All the models that are here in Ft. Lauderdale went out to support Baileey Productions at The Boardwalk with Chi Chi LaRue being a fabulous DJ/Diva as always!! Got to meet a few Porn Stars and Porn Directors! Meeting Chi Chi LaRue was amazing!  She is such a sweetheart!!! I look foward to working with her in the near future!!! Going out tonight to see her again and grab some exclusive photos~!!!!

#7 Chi Chi LaRue’s Take A Load Off

Chi Chi LaRue’s Take A Load Off: 2011

I’m drinking coffee at midnight because I’ve had a hell of a caffeine headache all day. Earlier in the week I bought several cases of diet coke, and basically having all that diet coke around means for me it’s all I drink. I replaced water with diet soda. Awful, I know. But then BAM it ran out, so I thought, “Whatever, I’ll have some water now.” Yeah, not exactly easy seeing as I now have a raging addiction on my hands (on top of my, like, twelve others). So. That’s my first-world gripe for the day. Woe is me, I’m addicted to caffeine.

In the bank of talent, Brent Everett has an embarrassment of riches. You can tell by reading my reviews I usually don’t pay attention to anyone in a scene but Brent. I generally tend to think everyone else is ugly and useless, let’s be honest. But. In Take A Load Off there is a lot else to take in other than his magnificent Canadian beauty. There are two different sets used for four scenes in this film: one white with black accents, the other the opposite. But don’t think of it as a harsh contrast between good and evil or heaven and hell, which is more the case for Chi Chi’s other film, Naughty and Nice. Naughty and Nice is also an orgasm for the eyes, utilizing candles and black & white roses, but although the same colors are used as in Take A Load off, Naughty and Nice has a Yin & Yang aspect to it. When I described the Take A Load off scenery to Andrea, I believe my words were, “It’s a fantasy Alice in Wonderland type of place.”

Then there’s Brent’s bottom, Brandon Wilde. I’m not crazy about Brandon’s personality (I hope he’s not reading this), he comes off as a bit of a show-boat on twitter. But if I removed every porn star and drag queen on my twitter feed who comes off as an attention whore, I’d be stuck with CNN news and a few family members. So whatever, I won’t hold it against him if he’s a little annoying. NOT EVERYONE CAN BE BRENT. But after witnessing the magic he pulls whilst taking in Brent’s cock in this scene, I’d let him get away with murder. I kid you not, he rotates his hips over Brent’s cock so well that in the end he made Brent come just like that. Brent actually asked if he could pull out and come right there. No need to cut to a different scene where the actors are jerking themselves off, not this time. I’ve watched this scene about 8 times now and recommended it to three different people. I really thought nothing could impress me more than Cock Trap, but I don’t know, this is a solid contender. And if that hasn’t convinced you to acquire a c1r.com membership, I don’t know what will.

So listen to this. I told some twink in porn yesterday that in a photo of him he looked “so new wave” (I hope he’s not reading this). His response: “New wave?” So I was like, “You know, new wave. A style in the 80s…bands like Depeche Mode, The Cure, Erasure…” He then proceeded to tell me he doesn’t know of such things because he was born in the late 80s. Thus making me want to beat myself over the head with my own laptop. Jesus…

Rating: A+. Don’t even rent it. BUY IT.

Next up: More Chi Chi LaRue. Everything else is crap.