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Jelena Ristic

Move over, Jelena Ristic! There’s a new kid in town. Literally!

Check out this video of a cute kid in the audience watching Novak Djokovic’s practice prior to the start of the US Open and asking Novak to marry him. Nole, being the good-natured everyone’s clown, invited the boy on court and allowed him to hit several serves. Now, all together: “Awwww!”.

Wednesday’s Wifey: Novak Djokovic’s Jawn: Jelena Ristic

Interesting left eyebrow raise.

Tennis players have always gotten hot chicks (well, except for when Andre Aggs was dating Yentl – but he was on meth). Johnny Mac got Tatum O’Neal (she was on heroin), Jimmy Connors got Chrissy Evert (Ortho Tri-cyclen) and Andy Roddick got Brooklyn Decker (xenedrine, orlistat and Slim Fast). And now, Novak Djokovic (Flowbee) has topped them all, dating Jelena Ristic, who might just be THE HOTTEST.

Jelena is so ridiculously beautiful that my wife legitimately got angry at me while watching Monday’s US Open Final because I wouldn’t stop begging to the CBS cameramen, “Please pan to that lady, please pan to that lady.” Now, my wife could’ve just been mad at me because for the last 17 days running I’ve left my belt on the living room floor*, or possibly because I forgot to take out the recycling that morning, or more likely because I haven’t been able to satisfy her sexually for the last 6 years, but the bottom line was that she was NOT happy with my feelings towards this week’s Wednesday Wifey.

* This used to say “living room foor”, not floor, until loyal reader and person who likes to correct people, Gabulous, pointed out my typo. Thanks Gab aka Mrs. I Never Make Typos I Only Make Mills.

Amazingly, there is VERY LITTLE dirt about Jelena online (she doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page!), so let’s take a look at her through the lens of Google images and see if she’s just as perfect as she seems.

Okay, yep, still perfect. I mean, she’s stunning, right? Check out how her blue sunglasses even match her dress AND the stadium seats. I guess maybe, maybe, you could give her minus points for that dumb hat, but I kinda like it!

And we’re still batting a thousand. Geez, how does this woman not have a Wikipedia page? I’m seriously contemplating making a Wiki page just for her wrist. You gotta admit, that’s a nice wrist! If I were Novak, I’d hunt down whoever that guy to her right is that she’s making oogly eyes to and overhand smash him in the face.

Okay, finally, the first chink in her armor: a stupid fluffy dog. Also, she’s totally hamming it up for the cameras which could mean that she likes Novak’s fame a littttttle too much. That guy is really focused by the way – so determined to eat that banana!

At first glance, this seems like a perfectly normal picture of the #1 ranked tennis player in the world giving a piggy back to his ridiculously hot Bosnian girlfriend … but why does she have goggles wrapped around her left elbow? Who over the age of 7 wears goggles? This is kinda strange, right? For the record, I actually think goggles are amazing and every time I go swimming I wish I had a pair. I also wish someone would give me a piggy back ride. Those are fun!

All right, now I understand why this lady has goggles – she can’t swim! Either that or Novak is working on some sort of revolutionary Bosnian weight lifting program. Also, Jelena is sprawled out in the EXACT SAME position that I get myself into when I’m trying to please my wife. I call it Downward Frog.

Oh boy, she’s drowning. Like, she’s actually drowning. And still, even though she’s literally seconds away from death, her shoulder looks so hot and so smooth. And how ’bout that Bosnian flutter foot?

Now Novak’s just rubbing it in! Get over yourself Djokovic! Not everyone is blessed with both devastating groundstrokes and the ability stay afloat in water!

Well that explains her fear of the water. Where the freak was Novak on this one? Are they playing miniature golf?

They don’t play miniature golf, they play croquet! … Europeans!

Now that’s European. Pretty sure this is gonna end up being my wife’s desktop wallpaper.

Oh now the dog’s in the water?!?! C’mon you guys! You’re better than that! What’s wrong with these two? Advantage: Roddick!

Racist!

Actually, is that even racist? I honestly have no idea what’s racist and what’s not these days.

Advantage: meth.

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Whose wearing what: Jelena Ristic

Not much is known about Jelena Ristic, but she’s the girlfriend of Novak Djokovic <3 What I love most about her is her style.

At the Cannes Film Festival, with a lovely Giorgio Armani Dress which kinda remind me of this Dolce and Gabbana mermaid dress that Emily Thorne wore on Revenge.

ASOS! Unfortunately for me, I’m short and the dress was also sold out ):

Classic Burberry Trench, the funny thing, Nadal’s girlfriend was also wearing a burberry trench during the Mens French Open Final. I wonder what they would’ve thought when they met eyecontact (if at ever)

Funky Ray Bans <3

Novak Djokovic enamored in his girlfriend Jelena Ristic and said, “Jelena Ristic is biggest support in my life”

Jelena Ristic is 26 years old is the gorgeous girlfriend of top ranked tennis player Novak Djokovic since the end of 2005. Jelena was born in 17 June, 1986 in Belgrade, capital city of Serbia. Always Jelena Ristic is a girl who is interested in sports and in early age who takes training athletics and tennis. She first time met with Novak Djokovic at Sport High School where she went after completing Drinka Pavlovic grade school. After high school she went to prestigious Bocconi University in Milan, Italy. Jelena Ristic is the one year older than Novak Djokovic. After they fall in love with each other, her mother Vera Ristic said, “For the reason of Tennis they grew so quickly close together”.

Jelena Ristic is one of the most beautiful girls in Belgrade. She is such an awesome natural beauty that can easily grabs the attention of men. Including both English and Italian, She is fluent in a total 17 languages. Miss Ristic is obviously a very intelligent, hard-working woman deserving of adoration for much more than just her appearance. She has been almost known as a mystery woman, Miss Universe-2006 and a supportive girlfriend. Novak said that, “Jelena Ristic is biggest support in my life”, she makes me calm and stable. She was with me when i was not well known in Tennis.

Now they are known as just too normal and romantic couple. Fans are encouraged by their obvious love and respect for one another. As Djokovic disclosed during an interview broadcast on NBC, “Jelena is the love of my life. Her honesty that i love most.” Not only has he earned himself the Association of Tennis Professional’s number one ranking; he has also earned the love of the remarkably gorgeous, intelligent and dedicated Jelena Ristic.

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