Ani Difranco is a poet and I wish my eyebrows were more like hers. Maybe I should get a nose ring…I was wandering around the city the other day, came upon a store, walked in, browsed, and walked out.
Ani-way. I went home and I logged onto my laptop and I opened my itunes and I searched for Ani Difranco because, there’s no reason why not to. A sad thing happened. It went missing. And it wasn’t stored on my computer. She should have been right after Alanis Morissette and right before Anika Noni Rose. It was a tragedy.
And so I googled “Ani Difranco you had time.” I feel better now. I can eat my roast chicken and kale chips in peace.